it actually was not bad tasting

Healthy Choice Cajun Shrimp and Chicken Gumbo

Nature Valley Granola Bar

Orange Juice

Pfunkalicious Cigarettes

So the office just got a costco shipment in. This happens abouce once a week. I cant believe how much food we go through. its rediculous really.  I generally eat around 1pm-2pm.  Today was closer to 3pm as i was a tad busy.  in fact i am still in the office right now looking forward to kick the damn ball around.  

Sadness.

Return of the poo

EatSmart Meat Lasagna

Frozen Garlic Toast

1/2 Cinnamon Roll (left over from breakfast)

Snapple

So yeah, this was my shitty lunch today.  I honestly tried really hard to make a decent lunch.  I wanted to make a tuna salad sandwhich but the only bread we had left in the office was some raison bread.  Tuna + raison bread = GROSS.  I was pretty sad and was left with either mini frozen pancakes or this gem.  I only ate it half way through thought because i started feeling sick of all the butter on the toast. it was literally dripping from it.  You could wax a balroom floor with the damn pieces of bread if you wanted too.

The meat lasagna was surprisingly good.  Too bad it went in the trash can.

ok so i fucked up

seriously. like three days into this and i already messed up.

I think its because i was stuck at a redlight for literally 7 minutes or so and then went home for lunch in a hurry.  I completley forgot to take pictures.

I actually had a decent lunch any ways.  A cheese quesadilla with mushrooms and some Italian Wedding soup.

sorry :/

Friday lunches are better

So it's Friday here in the office. That means CATERED LUNCHES BITCHES. They range from gourmet meals to pizza. I really cant ever complain because they are all pretty good and yield excess i can take home for a snack.

This was todays menu.

Roasted Turkey

Filet Mignon Salad

Autumn Roasted Vegetables

Corn Muffins

Spinach Salad

Fruit

Cookies

More effing pictures.

Whole Roasted Turkey

Roasted Vegetable Medley

Filet Mignon Salad. This shit is good.

Co worker attempting to steal shit.

Beef and shit

Roast Beef Sandwhich (I made it here)

The Laughing Cow Original Swiss Cheese Triangle Thing

Captain Crunch w/ Low Fat Milk

Black Coffee

herro.

So today was filled with DOUBLE BONUS!!!

I ate a super shitty breakfast, more on that later, and ate what you see above for lunch.  A co-worker gave me some of her Pocky, so that was pretty cool. Unpictured is a butterfinger mini bar I ate on the way to my desk.

I think I will post some pics of our kitchens tomorow.  

Every Friday we have catered lunches which usually result in above average meals for me.  Anyways, that you will have to wait for tomorow.Here are my bonuses for you.

Jimmy Dean Sausage Croissant

Catsup

Shiracha Hot Sauce

Now if anyone effing knows, these croissants take a PhD to make.  You have to use the defrost function first for like two minutes then nuke it at 40% power or somethign rediculous.  Every time i make this little fuck it comes out hard as a rock.  Have you ever even used the defrost function on a microwave? It asks you all these stupid questions like "What type of frozen item are you putting in? Beef? Lamb? Fish? Chicken?"  Where the hell is the option for frozen croissant breakfast sandhwich. god.  And to top it off you have to wrap the thing in a paper towel....which ends up sticking to the croissant. 

Well the good news is, i got it to work.  It came out almost fine but a little crunchy [read: frozen] in the middle.

Pocky

It's fucking pocky, what more is there to say.

nom nom nom,

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Day 1 - Sadness for life.

Good day to all.

So I just got overwhelmed at how depressing my daily lunches are at work.  Too cheap to eat out every day and too lazy to walk anywhere.

I have been at my company for about 2.5 years now and can say I have had some extremeley good lunches, most of them are pure dog shit though - this is something im sure you can all at least feel some sort of relation to.

Granted, our company does have TWO fully stocked amazing kitchens, one can get weary of the foods in it. 

So here we go.

Todays meal included:

Lucky Charms with Low Fat Milk

Red Baron Steak and Cheese microwaveable sandwhich

Can of 7up

Bottle of grapefruit juice

Im really hoping the fucking milk doesnt curdle in my stomach.  I didnt take any more pics of my lunch because well, I literally just thought about doing this as i stared at my food, depressed and sad at how crappy it looked.

Pretty much everythign will be shot Via iPhone.

I shall try my best to update this daily.

nom nom nom,

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