Sweet Surprises

Lean Cuisine Pepperoni Pizza

Banana

Diet Pepsi

Well I learned the other day that eating so little for lunch is really bad when you play soccer for 2 hours afterwards. The pizza was decent, and the banana was a sweet delight....for my mouth...and not in that way....you sick fuck. I have been getting into Diet Soda lately. I can rarely finish a full 12oz can and these diet sodas come in mini 6-8oz cans. They are much easier to finish and really don't taste that bad. I think I am just getting old.

Its Fruit in the office.

Lean Cuisine Sandwich Thing

Coke

Gross Cookies

You know, these lean cuisine sandwiches, I will actually recommend. Every single one I have had has been pleasantly tasty. They are on the small side and will probably have you hungry later on in the day, but other then that are relatively easy to make, and not so bad on the pallet. Now those cookies are pure dust pucks. They suck balls. seriously. But for some reason, i CAN NOT STOP EATING THEM. Every time i stop by the kitchen i have to grab a bag. I eat one cookie, then get disgusted and let them sit on my desk. Then 20 min later ill eat another, and another and so on. gross.

Fudgsicle

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING will ever beat the Fudgsicle. NOTHING EVER!!!!

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Lunch for me.

Healthy Choice Steamer - Beef Merlot

Work has been really hectic lateley.  I just got 2 new 20in widescreen monitors with the brightness and contrast set at like 100%.  The reason for this? Working with excel sheets 60+ columns wide and programing Macros for it and HTML in Dreamweaver on tiny square monitors totally blows.  This also means that i dont get to eat lunch until like 4pm everyday.  Eating lunch this late makes me feel like shit when i play soccer now :/

Surprisingly, this Beef Merlot shit thing is pretty good.  The meat was savory and the carrots had some snap to them!

This is also by the far the easiest thing to make.  You dont have to puncture anything, rotate, change temperatures or anything.  Just open the box, put it in as it "self ventilates", 4min and ur done.  Really a godsend then your brain isnt being too creative.

Chicken Testicles at Chinese Hot Pot

Ok not exactly lunch, but i was tricked eating these little bastards.  I was told they were the "house special chicken" and that someone used a melon baller to peel out a section of tender chicken breast. i was lied to.  for the size that chickens are in comparison to humans, these things were HUGE!  They had the consistency of chunky jello (in a decent way) and tasted like a very rich chicken.  Personally, i would not order these out of want.

BONUZ MEGA LOLZ!!!! SHIRT!!!!!

This shirt is more awesome then you will ever be.

shitty in disguise

Hello everyone.

Our kitchen here at work was restocked. Its usually restocked about once a week by both Costco and Ralphs. Its insane how much food we actually go through. One item which goes quickly, ive noticed, is the Orange Juice.  We'll buy like 6 bottles and they will all be drained in under 2-3 days. REDICULOUS!

Any who, off to my shitty lunches.

10/22/2008

Lean Cuisine Sweedish Meatballs and Pasta

Dad's Old Time Root Beer

10/23/2008

Jimmy Dean Mini Breakfast Sausages

King's Hawaiin Rolls

Super Trisquits (like 15x the fiber of a normal trisquit)

Half a Cinnamon Roll

Dad's Old Time Root Beer

I microwaved the mini patties and put them inbetween some King's Hawaiin Rolls with some Arugula, Mayo, and Catsup. It was surprisingly tasty!

The super trisquit things are really good. Its basically like eating pure fiber and have a really nice crunchy/dry texture.   I wish i remembered the name of them as i am much to lazy to walk to the kitchen.

Bonus!

Sticker from Cuties brand tangerines. SO GOOD!

huzzah.

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Another day, another good lunch?

Chipotle Chicken Bowl

Glass of Water

Well on Monday I ended up going home and Chipotle for Lunch.  Went back with my roomie/Coworker and then ended up playing Rock Band for a while.  Metallica is so much fun on this damn thing!  I only ended up eating half of my bowl because i wanted to play Rock band so much hahaha.

Rock Band Action

Whole Wheat Pita sandwhich

Hummus

Yoplait Strawberry/Banana Yogurt

Orange Juice

Sliding sad ice cream

Bonus.  So i was out on saturday with the roomies. We got drunk and decided to get some Mcdonalds Ice Cream on the way home.  I freaking dropped my ice cream and it started sliding down the drive way really slowly. it was so sad.

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2 for 1

Lean Cuisine Sandwhich thing

Mini Corn dogs

Gum

Hawaiin Punch

Seafodo Gumbo

Collard Greens

Cornbread

Mac n Cheese

Brocilli

it actually was not bad tasting

Healthy Choice Cajun Shrimp and Chicken Gumbo

Nature Valley Granola Bar

Orange Juice

Pfunkalicious Cigarettes

So the office just got a costco shipment in. This happens abouce once a week. I cant believe how much food we go through. its rediculous really.  I generally eat around 1pm-2pm.  Today was closer to 3pm as i was a tad busy.  in fact i am still in the office right now looking forward to kick the damn ball around.  

Sadness.

Return of the poo

EatSmart Meat Lasagna

Frozen Garlic Toast

1/2 Cinnamon Roll (left over from breakfast)

Snapple

So yeah, this was my shitty lunch today.  I honestly tried really hard to make a decent lunch.  I wanted to make a tuna salad sandwhich but the only bread we had left in the office was some raison bread.  Tuna + raison bread = GROSS.  I was pretty sad and was left with either mini frozen pancakes or this gem.  I only ate it half way through thought because i started feeling sick of all the butter on the toast. it was literally dripping from it.  You could wax a balroom floor with the damn pieces of bread if you wanted too.

The meat lasagna was surprisingly good.  Too bad it went in the trash can.

ok so i fucked up

seriously. like three days into this and i already messed up.

I think its because i was stuck at a redlight for literally 7 minutes or so and then went home for lunch in a hurry.  I completley forgot to take pictures.

I actually had a decent lunch any ways.  A cheese quesadilla with mushrooms and some Italian Wedding soup.

sorry :/

Friday lunches are better

So it's Friday here in the office. That means CATERED LUNCHES BITCHES. They range from gourmet meals to pizza. I really cant ever complain because they are all pretty good and yield excess i can take home for a snack.

This was todays menu.

Roasted Turkey

Filet Mignon Salad

Autumn Roasted Vegetables

Corn Muffins

Spinach Salad

Fruit

Cookies

More effing pictures.

Whole Roasted Turkey

Roasted Vegetable Medley

Filet Mignon Salad. This shit is good.

Co worker attempting to steal shit.

Beef and shit

Roast Beef Sandwhich (I made it here)

The Laughing Cow Original Swiss Cheese Triangle Thing

Captain Crunch w/ Low Fat Milk

Black Coffee

herro.

So today was filled with DOUBLE BONUS!!!

I ate a super shitty breakfast, more on that later, and ate what you see above for lunch.  A co-worker gave me some of her Pocky, so that was pretty cool. Unpictured is a butterfinger mini bar I ate on the way to my desk.

I think I will post some pics of our kitchens tomorow.  

Every Friday we have catered lunches which usually result in above average meals for me.  Anyways, that you will have to wait for tomorow.Here are my bonuses for you.

Jimmy Dean Sausage Croissant

Catsup

Shiracha Hot Sauce

Now if anyone effing knows, these croissants take a PhD to make.  You have to use the defrost function first for like two minutes then nuke it at 40% power or somethign rediculous.  Every time i make this little fuck it comes out hard as a rock.  Have you ever even used the defrost function on a microwave? It asks you all these stupid questions like "What type of frozen item are you putting in? Beef? Lamb? Fish? Chicken?"  Where the hell is the option for frozen croissant breakfast sandhwich. god.  And to top it off you have to wrap the thing in a paper towel....which ends up sticking to the croissant. 

Well the good news is, i got it to work.  It came out almost fine but a little crunchy [read: frozen] in the middle.

Pocky

It's fucking pocky, what more is there to say.

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myshittylunch

Day 1 - Sadness for life.

Good day to all.

So I just got overwhelmed at how depressing my daily lunches are at work.  Too cheap to eat out every day and too lazy to walk anywhere.

I have been at my company for about 2.5 years now and can say I have had some extremeley good lunches, most of them are pure dog shit though - this is something im sure you can all at least feel some sort of relation to.

Granted, our company does have TWO fully stocked amazing kitchens, one can get weary of the foods in it. 

So here we go.

Todays meal included:

Lucky Charms with Low Fat Milk

Red Baron Steak and Cheese microwaveable sandwhich

Can of 7up

Bottle of grapefruit juice

Im really hoping the fucking milk doesnt curdle in my stomach.  I didnt take any more pics of my lunch because well, I literally just thought about doing this as i stared at my food, depressed and sad at how crappy it looked.

Pretty much everythign will be shot Via iPhone.

I shall try my best to update this daily.

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